One Dollar A Bag, One Dollar.

by Delirium

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1.	Spread The Mayhem 03:07	lyrics	buy track
Don’t have a care for what the people say We’ll rock the house until your hair turns grey, so what the.. Well what the fuck do you mean when you say I don’t want my hair to go all grey Cos it’s the first time ever that you’ve seen us here We came to go off just like a lukewarm beer So let’s go sick like George The Animal Steele Cos he’s the one who eats turnbuckles for a meal Spreadthemayhemintha….. Spreadthemayhemintha….. Spreadthemayhemintha….. SPREAD. THE. MAY-HEM! Spread the mayhem in the morning time Spread the mayhem in the evening time Ya know, I don’t care what you define Spread the mayhem We’ve all come here for just one real cause To cease and destruct and we aint gonna pause We might tend to sway a little out of control Bite a rottweiller’s tongue or headbutt a pole So kiss my arse cos we wanna go psycho Round up all mi mates and play pazzo pazzo We realise that it’s us against them So now it’s time to Spread The Mayhem Spreadthemayhemintha….. Spreadthemayhemintha….. Spreadthemayhemintha….. SPREAD. THE. MAY-HEM! Spread the mayhem in the morning time Spread the mayhem in the evening time Ya know, I don’t care what you define Spread the mayhem
2.	So 04:28	lyrics	buy track
When I see your face I like to imagine it is my face baby Your skin’s complexion is perfection It gives my nose an ugly erection And when I feel your breath next to mine It reminds me of a cat food named Dine So don’t forget to brush your teeth and your hair And there, and you can’t give a dog a bone On your own, if you’re in a funky zone, come along…. So let’s get busy like Thin Lizzy and the boys in town We’re going back and forth back and forth never making a sound But don’t ask me where we’re going cos I have no clue But who cares, we’ll still go crazy just like Arif Kuru And I opened your mail yesterday And I found that your heart was made of sticky clay The kind you use to make those mugs Yes mugs, not thugs that ride on those magic rugs And if this love song makes no sense and you Believe this defence of my pretence could be wrong and then Maybe you could give to thee more TT FM my friend and Then we pretend to offend the creatures that we feature, teacher, motherfuckin preacher So let’s get busy like Thin Lizzy and the boys in town We’re going back and forth back and forth never making a sound But don’t ask me where we’re going cos I have no clue But who cares, we’ll still go crazy just like Arif Kuru Can you tell me why I can’t see passed my earlobes in the daytime Could it Be that my eyes are too narrow for my head bad brick your dick’s too slick SO So let’s get busy like Thin Lizzy and the boys in town We’re going back and forth back and forth never making a sound But don’t ask me where we’re going cos I have no clue But who cares, we’ll still go crazy just like Arif Kuru
3.	Pull Ya Socks Up 03:28	lyrics	buy track
I read it in the paper today about you We had to play footy against Kealba Park Reminded me of the time you had that African hairdo But I left my footy boots in my locker You thought you had class like a Ferrero Rocher Needless to say my socks they got muddy But I think your socks are in need of some repair Coach said it’s time to Pull Ya Socks Up PULL YA SOCKS UP You lost your way at the casino today I had to take my socks home to mum’s laundry And you caught no fish down on Port Phillip Bay I put em in the washing machine to get them clean Ip dip dog shit…one two three I use Omo cos it’s whiter and brighter If ya pulled ya socks up just think how good you could be Mum said it’s time to Pull Ya Socks Up PULL YA SOCKS UP I’ve got the jist of this just watch me demonstrate I’m gonna go to Coles to buy computer socks I’ve got my socks pulled up and I’m feeling really ace H-O-L-E-P-R DOUBLE O-F Now my intensity rises just like a song from Tool And the elastic gives me some confidence And that’s all because I had a great big pull I think it’s time to Pull Ya Socks Up PULL YA SOCKS UP
4.	Slippin' Slidin' 03:51	lyrics	buy track
Slip n slide it, don’t try to hide it Get back on it Get back on the groove, get back on it
5.	Penis 02:26	lyrics	buy track
K-K-K-Kickin right back with the mellow attack yeah We’re going down smooth yet we’re keeping on track So move on up, cmon get up, it’s time to fess up About your rhythmic crusaders and their famous strut But I knew what you were saying wasn’t true one bit Like the times you’d tell the fellas that you got some tit But you don’t flinch you don’t complain you stay chillin Like the Outsiders character played by Matt Dillon Yeah the vibes and my anatomy all become one When I take myself away from this everyday rut But the rut has no way, the rut has no way out And I can’t think of a method so I can chill out But then a brainwave suddenly hit the right spot So I moved and grooved towards the stereo knob And the vibes that I got were like an aphrodisiac I’m gonna have me some more of this mellow attack y’all Well I don’t know why the fuss cos I’ve got so much lust For this mind that I possess it’s one you just can’t trust So let’s quit it with the skills that will give you the chills yo Let’s quit it with the skills that will give you the chills
6.	Streakin' On The Weekend 03:18	lyrics	buy track
Arena filled to the brim Man of my dreams in the middle He wears that Channel 9 suit And sees how far that key would go During the week out of place I don’t speak To raise my knowledge my brain it must tweak Every Friday apparel is too tidy Saturday dispatch day time to strip that day yeah I’m streakin always on the weekend Going nuddy, always on the Monday I’m streakin always on the weekend Going nuddy, always on the Monday On the weekend (on the weekend) On the weekend (on the weekend) On the weekend (on the weekend) On the weekend (on the weekend) Its time to unwind it’s time to get loose It’s time to shake that naked caboose Skinny dippin well you must be trippin Your clothes are rippin your body is dippin, oh Run towards man of my dreams He can’t believe what he has seen I’m wearing my birthday suit And tell him it’s better than his I’m streakin always on the weekend Going nuddy, always on the Monday I’m streakin always on the weekend Going nuddy, always on the Monday On the weekend (on the weekend) On the weekend (on the weekend) On the weekend (on the weekend) On the weekend (on the weekend) Streak streak streak…streak with yo mama Do you believe that it is rude to be nude I don’t believe that getting nude is so rude I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts Nice and round for everyone to see